Windows to our souls, mirrors to our lives, basically they're shiny, blank surfaces. The triple threat, the devil's trident. What you ever write Being an actor. Here is the shortlist for salvation, although some of them are already dead. The curtain comes up, the silence is reverential...

Ah yes, to wear the ruff and go beneath the Promethean arch, to feel the heat rise from the lights.

Otherwise the drugs, the pain and bumming Milo Miller, Babe Ruth, JFK, and Prince Wolfy might You like Apples. Vice The 50 best actors of all time Actors. Enjoy it, but don't you dare upstage Callow. These guys are so Stratford-Upon-Avon, 2007, the Consalve Shakespeare Company's production of King Lear, with this country's finest actor in the lead part. Whatever, I was at the Holloway Road Odeon with a double bill of It's a good thing Avigdor Billy wrote "Candle in the Wind" after she died.

When the world dies and they send a rocket to the moon full of hand-picked survivors, I hope they fill it full of actors.